DEE-ICING

Pronunciation: (dē-ˈīsing).

Function: transitive verb.

Definitions -

1 : Process of unwinding after a Wild hockey game.

2 : Process of leaving a lifetime of cold and snow in Minnesota behind for warmer climates.

3 : My random thoughts on hockey, life and the pursuit of really good tequila. (no politics allowed)

4 : Relief from insomnia.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Public Death Of A Career, Death Of A Hockey Game

Wild 4, Preds 5

 Marek Meltdown
I'm guessing if Zhidlicky could change just one thing in his whole life it would be that he kept skating towards the locker room after the morning skate on Tuesday and never even looked in Michael Russo's direction.  That way Marek wouldn't have had the uncomfortable discussion with Chuck Fletcher after Russo posted his temper tantrum on the blog for the whole hockey world to read.  Marek also wouldn't be facing another uncomfortable discussion with his coach, Mike Yeo, on Wednesday.  If Marek had just kept his mouth shut he wouldn't be facing team mates in the locker room who will likely have nothing good to say to him or about him.  And what do you suppose Marek's wife and family are saying right about now?  "Gee, honey - by all means, bite the hand that feeds you, and us.  By all means, make it impossible to get traded to another NHL team thereby ending our time here in America.  Yep, back to Europe, that's where we want to go." 
My advice to Zhidlicky: put the rest of your salary from the Wild in the bank cuz you've just killed your career. 
You will not be in the NHL at the start of next season.  IDIOT.
My advice to the other players benched on a regular basis - like Gander Mountain says: Don't Be That Guy. 

Turtleneck Steps Up
 As if to say he's tired of being called out by the local media and national media for not producing, Dany Heatley has stepped up his game lately.  Two goals in the first period for the Wild, his first two goal game for the Wild, and the team was off to a great start.  Even his turtleneck was busy, tweeting in between scoring goals!  I will never be a fan of Dany, but I do give credit where it's due and he deserves the praise for his play as of late.  Russo jinxed Dany's chances of getting the Turtle Trick by tweeting this: "Rinne just swiped Heatley's hat-trick goal right out of the air. he's got 35:21 left to get the Wild's 16th trick in team history."  Heatley did get an assist on Brodziak's goal in the 3rd period so that's a 3 point game at least ;) 

Got Your Back
The Wild are not known for standing up for their goalies this season and just as I was mentioning that to a couple of folks Prosser, Brodziak, Johnson (F'g All Star 2.0) and Falk all take exception to Hornqvist pushing Hards back into his cage.  This team needs to view video of this before every period.  It's bad enough that we score the least amount of goals in the whole NHL, but on top of that other teams just steamroll our goalies without repercussions.

Speaking of Goalies
Coach Yeo has thrown down the gauntlet for Hards and Backstrom by announcing publicly that the number one goalie job is on the line.  Lord Stanley, it's about fricking time  somebody tells Backstrom he's got serious consistency issues.  And Josh, don't be thinking you're all that and the bag of chips.  You need to show the other teams in the NHL that you're worth a boatload (2nd line scorer and a high draft pick) in order to get you where you want to be next season.  That butterfly split you did in the third trying to make the save on Yip was good goalie porn.  Too bad it was a goal for the Preds.  Too bad you gave up two more goals 21 seconds apart later in the third period.  Too bad you gave up the winning goal with 20 seconds left in the third.  I guess that number one goalie job isn't for you. 

Third Period Meltdown
As the Wild are known to do they fell apart in the third after taking a 4-2 lead. It didn't help that after Kyle Brodziak scored the Wild's 4th goal the team just skated around watching the Preds score on Josh like he wasn't even there.  The crowd was not happy and I'm surprised security wasn't called in to escort the Wild off the ice for their own protection. 

Epic Fail In Advertising
Dear JCPenny,
I will never shop at your stores for as long as I live.  Your obnoxious commercial that you paid to run incessantly on every channel of my digital premium package has ensured that I will avoid your wares like the plague.  30 seconds straight of someone screaming their lungs out doesn't make me want to buy what you're selling.  I don't care if you're giving your shit away for free.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Wild at Avs Ramblings

Wild 3 - Avs 2

- Nothing like hearing your starting goalie's stats on national tv to drive home the fact that he's sucked aa his job of late.  Nothing like hearing Mike Milbury just quote Mike Russo's blog/column as his own personal take on the Wild's woes as of late. 
- Love that Shitlicky Zidlicky is still watching from the press box. 

- Jesus Backstrom, how about tending the net from inside the blue paint??  Oh wait, it doesn't matter where you are in relation to the blue paint.  Dammit Stanley, Avs up 1 - 0.  Clutterbuck turnover leads to Galiardi goal which makes Backstrom look lost.

- Gretchen tells me she's flipping back and forth between the game and Kitchen Nightmares.  I tell her she's picked the right combination since Nightmare looks to be the common theme for this game already. 

- Like that Dany Heatley is called out on national tv to start producing like everyone knows he can.  The sad thing about that is he's leading the Wild with 14 goals...ooh , just the top six forward scoring machine the Wild were looking for. 

- Like that Devin Setoguchi is called out on national tv for his disappointing season here in MN.  After his party all night/diss the team meeting next morning stunt I'm really inclined to think Devin is really not happy here in the State of MN.   

- Michelin Man aka: Jean-Sebasstien Giguere in net for the Avs.  Brings back BAD memories of the 2003 Finals run.  HATE the Ducks, HATED Giguere and his oversized, overstuffed pads and glove. 

- Heatley and Setoguchi can't buy a goal so Justin Falk steps up from the blue line and zings one home for his first NHL goal!!  In case y'all aren't up on your lip reading, that was a FUCK YEAH!! from Justin afterwards.  Love when the kids get their first goals  :) 

- Too much time in our zone but gotta say the Wild have pep in their step in the first 20 minutes.  Cal's getting hit as well as he's giving them - I'm sure Robyn's making threats to the Avs.

- Like that Mike Yeo's getting props.  

- Seto drives to the net - more shots on goal this period than the last 10 games?  Brodziak shoots the puck like we know he can and then Heatley picks up the rebound and makes Giggy look small.  TURTLENECK!!  Rich is smiling back in Minnesota :)
Excellent 1st Period for the Wild!  We actually outshot our opponent 13 - 4.  Backstrom: allows one goal on four shots...not good but let's see how he rolls the rest of the way.  

Making My Ears Bleed 


I will NEVER have Geico insurance for this reaon. 

- Backstrom starts out the 2nd period by being completely out of position on an Avs drive to the net.  He got lucky. 

- Spending waaay too much time in our own zone and Chuck Kobasew decided it was time to pay a visit to Backstrom's 5 hole - because he used to be on our team and because Backstrom's 5 hole is large.  Backstrom has faced 7 shots and let in 2 goals. 

- I'm out of of Twizzlers and we're not even half way through the 2nd period.  My teeth are furry. 

- Falk and Winnik throw down after refs decide not to call the hit by Falk that sent Winnik to the ice.  Falk wins.  Wild wins the extra man advantage.  Way to go Winnik. 

- The Wild actually chase the puck on the Dump-N-Chase!  Too bad they're employing it on the power play - zero shots on goal, grrrr.        

- Backstrom seeing the last two shots - there's hope!  Especially after Zanon fails to keep the puck in the Ozone and coughs it up at the blue line for the Avs to make huge drive to our net. 

- Brodziak appears to be back to his old form - really good to see.  Rau with another great game in the making. 

- Wanna see Kassian go - with ANYBODY!

- Wild applying major pressure in the Ozone, forcing icing calls on the Avs.  Church of Yeo is in their heads ;)  Brodiziak with 12:05 ice time and there's 3.30 minutes left in the 2nd.  

- Love seeing Clutterbuck flying up ice and crossing the blue line with the puck.  Seto right there with him for the pass and the shot on goal.  Guys are not letting up on the gas. 

- Stoner draws penalty late in 2nd but Avs stand tall.  Wild will have 43 seconds to score to begin the 3rd period on the right foot.

Actual Funny Insurance Commercial - For The Ref In Our Crowd ;)


- Wild don't capitalize on remaining power play time to start out 3rd period - shocking, I know. 

- Wild still applying major pressure in the Ozone and playing gritty in the corners.  Nice clean hits getting under the Avs skin.  Until McMillan high sticks and puts us on the penalty kill.  Our guys playing UNBELIEVABLE defense on the kill - Schultz has been good tonight and Falk has been awesome!  Backstrom not looking good at all - maybe 3 strong saves all night. 

- McMillan comes out of the box, strips the Avs of the puck and takes it to Giggy all the way!!  Wild up 3-2.  His 2nd NHL goal for the Wild.  Totally makes up for the high stick penalty.

- Buster has to go potty.  He'll have to hold it.  I'm not as fast as Vicki going up the stairs during a tv timeout.

- 9 minutes to go and the Wild have been in this game all the way.  Zanon looking much beter tonight.  Cullen and Seto determined to get shots on goal from any angle they can. 

- Wild lead the NHL with blocked shots.  As if on cue, first Falk and then Zanon block shots and the announcers are all like "see - right there." 

- Backstrom making some saves late in the game.  Thanks for finding your stride, dude. 

- 4 minutes left and the stomach acid is churning.  I'm flicking at the keys on my laptop.  Vicki's pacing or she's got her left leg in a fast jig. 

- Heatley single-handedly takes the puck from our own goal mouth to the other end while being aped by the Avs and eventually taken down in front of Giggy - no call by the refs.

- 1 minute to go and the Avs pull Giggy for the extra man.  Backstrom finally is in his place of zen and peace, staying with the puck and stopping it by sitting on it.   

- 35 seconds to go and Prosser gets high sticked to the max, drops his stick in pain, but stands by Backstrom to defend his territory.  Good man, Nate!

- .03.3 seconds to go - and the Wild hold on for the win. 

- Fuckin' All Star with Panger for the end of game interview.  Priceless!  Rich is a happy camper  :)

Wild have the 8th and final playoff spot for now.  That's our victory for the night and we're sticking to it! 

Buster really has to go now so we're off for the goodnight potty run.  Sweet dreams Wild Fans!
 

 

Monday, January 23, 2012

Random Hockey Thoughts

Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now?
I get that it's an honor to be acknowledged, to get the nod to play in the All Star Game.  Quite honestly, I'd love to see OttoawaGhost put his hysterical spin on Koivu's trip to The Show.  But beyond the need for a good belly laugh I'm struggling with the fact that the Wild, and Mikko himself, were even entertaining the thought of Mikko playing for anyone except his own team right now. 
I'm sorry, but when I was growing up if I was too sick to go to school then I was too sick to go out to the movies with my friends that night.  
Mikko's injury has been listed as a Week-to-Week serious shoulder injury which is keeping him out of the Wild's nightly lineup. At a time when injuries are already wreaking havoc on this team Chuck Fletcher called Brendan ShanaBan and asked him to delay naming a replacing for Koivu in hopes that a few DAYS would make enough difference so that Mikko could be a Fuckin' All Star, just like Dany Heatley.  I'm guessing Chuck is one of those parents who lets his kids go to the movies tonight even though they were too sick to go to school today.
Mikko should be leading 'his' team by doing the right thing at this crucial time.  The Wild is a team of individuals in desperate need of a true leader.  I don't think Mikko Koivu is that guy - and it isn't all just about whether or not he plays in the All Star Game.  I've felt this way for some time, a little over two seasons.  The temper tantrums when called out for his personal alck of play, or the team as a whole, have soured me on our second-ever appointed 'franchise' player. 
I get that other players will be taking advantage of the time off this week and doing some family bonding, perhaps traveling to warmer climates.  I also get that this week is a time of sleeping in their own beds, letting those physical bumps and bruises heal.  But for some of our key players I would think the time would be best spent getting back to what works to make this Wild team a...well, a TEAM.  So I'm struggling with the fact that Mikko didn't just come out last week to say "thanks for the honor but my priority is here with my team while we're working to come back together."  Instead, he and Fletcher waited until they just couldn't put it off any more due to the nature of the long healing process.    
It really is a shame that Mikko won't be making an appearance at the All Star Game.  Maybe the extra three days that make up the All Star Weekend will be just the ticket for Mikko.  Maybe he'll be back in the lineup next Tuesday when the Nashville Predators come to town.  Maybe he'll pick right up where his red hot season left off before the shoulder injury kept him out of school, and out of the movie theater.  

A More Deserving All Star!
Nick Johnson, one of the few real 60 Minute Men on the Wild, will be representin' as a rookie at the All Star Game Weekend by taking part in the skills competition on Saturday.  Nick is currently tied for 10th in rookie scoring with 16 points in 44 games.  CONGRATS, Nick!!  Side note: Nick Johnson was picked up off of waivers from the Penguins before the season started.  This leads me to the next random thought...

Pens NW
So Sally and I were smack-talking our way through the Pens/Caps game on NATIONAL tv on Sunday afternoon when she mentioned that her team was quietly becoming Canada South.  I countered with the fact that my home team had not so quietly become Pens NW.  I was basing this on the fact that our management team has a definite Pittsburgh Penguins vein running through it.  Mike Yeo, having coached our Houston Aeros to the Calder Cup finals last season, has passed that DNA on to many on our current player roster as well.  Add to that the two players who've been in the Pittsburgh system: Nick Johnson and Kyle Brodziak.  Coming to this Pens-R-Us realization I was stunned to think that this would somehow make me a Pens fan by relativity.
 
Swear to God, I heard Sally's evil laugh through her texts.  

The Reason NBC & VS Will Always Televise Any Other Team But The Wild
I simply refer you to the Penguins vs Capitals game aired on NBC this past Sunday.  It was fast paced and both teams played all 60 minutes.  There was give-n-go & back-n-forth, digging in corners, races for pucks, drives to the net, heart stopping goalie saves, oohs & aahs and OHMYFUCKINGGOD's galore.  I'm fairly certain that Sally and I would have been covered in bruises had we been watching the game together.  Over a thousand miles apart we were both on the edges of our seats and unable to text fast enough to cover the last exciting play before the next beautiful odd-man rush appeared out of nowhere.  I needed a nap afterwards!  When, and I am ever the optimist, when the Wild decide to start playing 60 minute hockey night and night out they will not only find themselves back on top of the NHL but also in the limelight that is NATIONALLY televised hockey games on the NBC National Network channel & the NBCSPORTS cable channel on a regular basis.  Hint to Craig - this also goes for getting the Winter Classic here in the great state of hockey.

Hockey Day In Minnesota!
Gotta say I was feeling sorry for myself on Saturday, missing out on Hockey Day in Minnesota.  Hockey from morning till night!  The only thing better, in my estimation, would be a trip to the All Star Game simply for the tour of the crowded locker rooms after each of the assorted competitions and games. 
But I digress. 
Vicki and Emily promised to cheer the Wild on to a win to bring Hockey Day to a perfect close and they didn't disappoint!  Neither did the Wild, in a game they desperately need to win for a moral booster alone.  Of all of the games the Wild have played against the Stars in the last eleven years this one was one of the top three for me.  I love NHL debuts, the Cinderalla story of it all.  Chad Rau's debut was certainly the stuff hockey dreams are made of.  I really enjoy the camera shot of the parents standing in the crowd and cheering their son on.  All those years of expensive equipment, early morning practices, missed family events, cold arenas and lack of sleep melt away into sheer joy watching their son reach a goal he's been skating towards all of his life.  
And now on to the last game before the guys get a week off - Colorado Avs on Tuesday night.  Are the Wild on the right track back to finding their mojo?  

Weather Report
It rained pretty much all weekend here.  At one point the winds whipped up to 35 miles per hour which prompted the local tv weathermen/women to advise folks to take shelter.  Bitch, please!  I'm from the land of 70 mph straight line winds and tornadoes.  While the rain did come down in a wall you couldn't see through it was just that, only rain.  Apparently we're getting the rain which was missing all during the fall season.  This week calls for rain every day through Friday.  Georgia needs it in order to end the drought.  For that reason alone, I'm all for thirsty trees and shrubs getting what they need, I'm content to curl up with books and blogging to get through the dreary days.  The extended forecast calls for the sun to return in force on Saturday.  
    

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Tina Turner

Wild 1, Maple Leafs 4

What's Love Got To Do With It?
My team sucks right now.  My team has sucked for some time now, truth be told.  Nothing's going right.  Players are sufferning from loose grey matter in their skulls or from the dreaded "upper/lower" body injuries, including a plague-like flu bug.  There's dissension in the ranks and the guys want to be anywhere but on the ice or on the team for that matter.  Not that this current death spiral into yet another year of missed playoffs is anything new for the Wild.  Heck, this is the norm for the Wild.  They've self destructed more often than not over the last 4-5 seasons.  This time last year everyone was calling for Todd Richards' firing and just days after the season was over we got what we wanted - his head on a platter.  Some said the Wild's collapse last season was the fault of Todd Richards and the fact that he had no real talent to work with. 
While Todd was soo out of his element here in MN, I've always blamed the last two seasons (and two of the previous seasons to that) of horrid play on the players.  They didn't want to be here.  They didn't feel the need to put in the effort.  They knew better than the coaches: both Lemaire and Richards.  They wouldn't work as a team because they thought individually they were bigger than than the team was as a whole.   
This season, in comes Mike Yeo along with what appeared to be the first really meaningful draft and trade moves made since the Wild's inception.  Havlat (a.k.a. locker room cancer) gone - Dany Heatley in.  We traded Burns for Devin Setoguchi, Charlie Coyle and Zack Phillips.  Dany and Devin were touted as just what the Wild needed in order to make Mikko shine the way everyone just knows he's capable of. 

We were told to cut the team some slack in the beginning of the season due to all of the CULTURE SHOCK surrounding a new coach and his style/system/approach to the game.  We sat through October and November watching as the team rarely, if ever, played a full 60 minutes of hockey - nothing new there.  We waited with baited breath for the emergence of said NEW CULTURE of play to take hold.  In December the team seemed to pick up  what Yeo was laying down and found ways to keep plugging and playing even when down by one or two goals.  The Wild started playing 'catch-up' hockey, making some impressive come backs and gaining the eventual win.  Still the team rarely played a full 60 minutes of hockey.  I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, as were the bulk of Wild fans and the team's beat writer.  The Wild sustained one injury after another, possibly rushing Latendresse back before he was completely healed.  Yet, the team pulled through by calling up Yeo's disciples from Houston.  For one glorious month the Wild were on fire in terms of racking up the wins, regardless of how many goals they were down by, regardless of what star/veteran players were out with aches and pains.  

Then the bottom fell out.  It wasn't a slow painful descent.  It was fast, like ripping off a BandAid from the hairiest part of your body.  It didn't matter who played with who on what line.  It didn't matter who got benched.  It didn't matter who got called up from Houston to replace the damaged, ill or concussed veterans.  Ultimately, fundamental hockey was thrown out the window and players stopped showing up for entire games, not just one or two periods.  The post game quote of "we didn't show up ready to play" was recorded and put on a loop to play over and over after every game.  Bag skates, team building, leadership training, days off.  Nothing seems to be working to get it through the players' heads that they have to show up for 60 minutes each and every game.  They have to get back to working hard for each other.   

And that's where we are today, January 19th.  From first place in the NHL to not making the playoffs if they started today.  We have Wild fans who are shocked and disturbed by the fall from playoff position.  Really?  Have you watched this team the last five years? It doesn't matter who the Wild bring in via trades or waivers or callups.  Unfortunately, the Wild has a history of bringing in players who are on the downstroke (Rich's word and I'm running with it) of their careers and expecting them to miraculously resurrect the stats of their youth.  Even when imported players are coming off 20 goal seasons (and we're THRILLED to get them because that's as awesome of a top six forward as we've traded for or signed outright) they dry up when coming to the State of Hockey.  At the same time the Wild makes franchise icons out of the existing players who would be second line players, at best, on any other team.  Thanks to oversized contracts and horrid personal play these players are not worth anything via trade and we're stuck with them for the rest of this season and beyond.  Thanks to long term injuries there are UFA's in the upcoming off season that will likely walk away while the Wild get zero in return for having rehabbed them and more importantly, having paid them boatloads of money while recovering.

Tell me I'm not the only one who's thinking this isn't any different than when Risebrough was managing the team?  We're at risk of losing money on existing overpaid players walking away for nothing.  We're continually bringing in subpar "star" players to hold us over while waiting desperately for our prospects to turn into the next Malkin, Ovechkin or Hall.  If I'm Mikail Granlund right now I'm thinking that reentering the draft instead of signing with the Wild in June is a good idea.  At least he'd have a chance at getting redrafted by a team that will actually be able to support the next coming of Gretzky.  Pens fans and management have to be wondering if Sid will ever play again at his pre-concussion level.  They'd be chomping at the bit to see Granlund in that insipid baby blue jersey.  Let the flaming by Sally begin in 3...2...1...   ;)                 

So, where does this leave me?  Pissed off, disappointed, discouraged, feeling the need to fly home just to kick some serious Wild ass and put Fire Ants in all of their breezers.  But after all the cursing at the tv, throwing of pillows, stomping all the way down the stairs and back up again with Buster in between each horribiy played period I love my team.  Because?? They're my chosen team and regardless of how craptastic they're playing I stick with them.   
Tina Turner would be proud.   



For Christ's sake, I couldn't even catch a break with double anthem night in Toronto.  Former Minnesota State-Mankato player Chad Brownlee, now a country singer, totally screwed up on O'Canada and sang way off key through the National Anthem.  As Matt Kassian would say on his twitter account: #shinslist.   

For my peeps back in Minnesota: how's winter treatin' ya this week, huh?  To all of you who sent texts, pictures and emails detailing how warm Minnesota winters have become since I moved away all those 2.5 months ago:  SUCKIT!!  I'm in shorts and tshirts for the rest of the week thanks to temps in the 70's.  Muwahahahahahahahahahah!!  Enjoy your 68 degree difference in temps while I'm enjoying Lenten Roses in bloom and tanning at the dog park. 
Evil Dee has spoken.  

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Milk Carton

LOST - MINNESOTA WILD
Last seen in December 2011.  If found please return to Mike Yeo at Excel Energy Center. 

Wow - what can you say about a team that just checked out for the holidays in December and hasn't bothered to return to the ice since?  The issue with this team goes way beyond the injuries, although we've certainly got our share.  The real problem is these guys stopped playing and haven't found it within themselves to start up again.  It's not about the 'program' or the 'system' or the 'process', okay Mike??  You've worn those buzz words into the ground so don't even go there.  Kicking some serious hockey ass is required at this point.  Apparently it starts by scratching Setoguchi from the Wild vs Sharks game.  In a move that appears to be disciplinary in nature by Coach Yeo, Devin found himself in the pressbox instead of on the ice against his old team.  Evidently he missed a team meeting this morning and Yeo doesn't put up with that shit.  Post game presser is going to be VERY interesting.  Of course, Devin may have had a good reason?
  ****Coach Yeo states violation of team rule as reason for scratching Setoguchi.   

MATT CULLEN SKATING IN 1000TH GAME TONIGHT!
First Class guy all the way and we got to celebrate it with him in MInnesota.  He ends up being one of the stars of the game. 

Bouchard Out With Concussion
According to Russo - Bouchard will "speak" on Wednesday.  Anyone want to put money down that he's retiring?  His melon has had one too many bruises and quite frankly there's more to life than risking your long term health for the sake of playing a game.   

Side Note:  Loving the new NBCSports!  Okay, not much change in format from VS but still.  I'm hoping that by NBC stepping up to the plate with this move, more network NHL hockey games can't be far behind? 

1st Period   Wild 1, Sharks 1
In his 1000th game, Matt Cullen almost scored a goal.  He would have - if only he would have followed up on the rebound...just sayin'.  Cal Clutterbuck gets his 11th goal of the season and the goal horn sounds!  God, I miss being in the arena for that.  What a pretty pass from Wellman for the assist.  I just have to say it's soo weird to see Brent Burns in a uniform that isn't MN Wild in nature.  Mike Yeo not looking too confident during his in-game on the bench interview.  OMG - Wild actually got a shot on goal during a power play!  Holy Mother of Lord Stanley, Harding makes a MONSTER save against Joe Thornton!!  Bad turnover by Wild leading to the Shark's drive but seriously highlight reel save by Josh.  Wild follow that up with two consecutive penalties, giving the Sharks a 5-3 powerplay.  IDIOTS.  And the Wild lay down on the ice to allow the Sharks to score within seconds.  Undisciplined hockey - Wild are the poster team for it.  Russo wouldn't have any room for his laptop in the press box if Yeo sat all the players who aren't playing worth a crap.

Chuckleworthy
Dustin Penner out with a back injury thanks to Attack Of The Pancakes!  No, it's not a science fiction movie fit for Mystery Science Theater 3000.  He really hurt himself while reaching for the maple syrup.  Dustin has endured a very public lashing regarding his physical condition so the fact that he actually owned up to how he injured himself makes him a real man in my eyes.  

2nd Period   Wild 2, Sharks 1
Heately's first shift and he's actually playing hockey at both ends of the ice.  Perhaps message received?  Once again, refs letting opponents set up house in the blue paint without calling goalie interference.  Stand tall, Josh!  Swear to God, Nick Johnson is the ONLY DMan on the Wild to take the puck into the OZone himself.  Wild have attitude this period but not sure if it's the right kind.  They're on the verge of being pissy instead of gritty which could lead to stupid penalties.  As Vicki put it "wish Wild would get scorey instead of pissy".  Scorey, yep - I'm running with that one.  Refs working with eyes closed - can't seem to ever see the puck when Wild is banging away in front of the opponent's net.  Whistled down plays galore.  Call Me Homer. 
***Dear Brent Burns: I get that you're pissed off about being traded but do you have to be a one man wrecking ball on your former team??  Three Wild players hurt by Burns in three games - geez. 
Warren Peters, who doesn't really care about Brent Burns' feelings scores to put the Wild up 2-1.  The Wild continue to pressure Niemi at the goal mouth - Cullen clangs one off the post and then a flurry of players working the rebound to pop the puck out from under Niemi's pads.  Unfortunately, the play was whistled dead but Clutterbuck took on 3 Sharks players afterwards and he was very articulate on the bench...#pottymouth ;)  LOVE me some Josh Harding and his mini-me, Justin Falk defending our goal!  In a complete switch of allegience refs call a penalty on Sharks for boarding Clayton Stoner.  

And The Sportswriter Of The Year for Minnesota Is...
Michael Russo!  I dunno, kind of a no-brainer if you ask me but I'm a tad bit biased.  Also big shout out to Bob Kurtz and Tom Reid who were named the Sportscasters of the Year for Minnesota.  Those folks over at the National Sportswriters and Sportscasters Association (NSSA) really know their stuff.  Note to Craig Leipold: FIRE Terhar and Greenlay.    

3rd Period  Wild 4, Sharks 4 
Wild start the period with the 10 remaining seconds of "habitual momentum-killing" power play from the second period.  Quote supplied by Russo tweet along with this stat: 1 for 31 in power plays for last 12 games.  Sharks wanna rumble this period and the WIld need to be smart and walk away.  McIntyre takes a penalty but the Wild withstand the pressure while Clutterbuck gets a shot on goal - shorthanded, of course.  Nick Schultz standing tall in front of Josh and physically removing Sharks players from the crease.  That's new for him.  Wild may actually play 20 minutes of good hockey tonight if this keeps up.  And to prove it, Nick Johnson scores on a beautifully choreographed drive to the net.  Wild up 3-1.  Cullen getting more shots on goal tonight than he has all season, just a guess.  Sharks answer back with a goal to bring them within one goal.  I'm sending Fire Ants (it's a southern thing) to Vlasic's breezers.  Mikko has had just about enough of Thornton and is shouting Finnish swear words at him on his way to the bench, just a guess.  I never get tired of hearing that goal horn and just when I was starting to miss it Cullen drives to the net, gets stuffed but Wellman comes right into the mix and bangs the puck in off of Cullen's leg.  So there - Cully gets a goal in his 1000th game!!  And then the Wild fall apart - in EPIC fashion - by letting in 2 back to back unanswered goals in 22 seconds by the Sharks.  Heading to OT instead of hitting the showers with the first solid win in forever.  Have to say that 4th Sharks goal was classically beautiful, tic-tac-toe and into the net.  Harding feeling shame here.      

OT  Wild 4, Sharks 4
Harding looks like a junior league goalie and almost gives the game away within the first minute.  Wild defense letting the Sharks skate right in on Harding in the second minute of OT.  Three minutes in and the Wild and I don't think the Wild have a shot on goal or a real drive to the Shark's net.  

Shoot Out   Wild 5, Sharks 4 
Cullen - shoots a dribbler that actually gets drug/kicked into the net by Niemi!
Sharks - stoned by Hards!
Koivu - scores with authority - backhand to forehand!
Sharks - stoned by Hards!!
WILD WIN, WILD WIN, WILD WIN, WILD WIN!!!        
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Lost her way for a while but found her way back to the blogosphere.  She won't go missing again. 

There was the move to Georgia, the getting settled into Georgia, the finding my way around Georgia, the making of new friends in Georgia, the coming down with H1N1 flu in Georgia.  It's kind of been one thing after another since getting here but I've been faithfully watching the Wild and having some great text conversations with folks back home for each game.  I promise I'm fixin' to blog regular-like again, whether y'all cotton to it or not.     
 
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