DEE-ICING

Pronunciation: (dē-ˈīsing).

Function: transitive verb.

Definitions -

1 : Process of unwinding after a Wild hockey game.

2 : Process of leaving a lifetime of cold and snow in Minnesota behind for warmer climates.

3 : My random thoughts on hockey, life and the pursuit of really good tequila. (no politics allowed)

4 : Relief from insomnia.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Game One

Devils Hosting Kings              Devils 1   Kings 2 in OT

I would boo Bettman if he announced world peace or the cure for cancer.  He's just so smarmy and creepy.  I feel like I need to shower after watching him. 
I am ridiculously addicted to International Delights Iced Coffee mixes. 
  

I am ridiculously over caffeinated.
 

JR: The 90's called.  They want their peroxide blond streaks back.  And their gel styling product. 

Note To Kings: Since 2001, four teams have had 7 days of rest between winning their conference titles and starting the Cup Final.  NONE of them have won.   

Holy Playoff Hockey Beard, Kovalchuk!

C'Mon Marty...Let's win this for us old folks!

Pierre McGuire: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.  Disses Doc by only responding to Eddie Olczyk.

Pierre McGuire calling Eddie Olcyzk "Edzo"  #shinslist

Note To Marty: Wake the fuck up, dude! 

Friggin' Quick making saves like he's a super goalie or something. 

Lightning Fast first period.   Kings defense is like a brick wall. 

Note To Self: Pay for overnight shipping of voodoo dolls of Kings defensemen.  Especially Willie Mitchell.

Clarkson: Furiously Red Playoff Beard and Mustache!

Note To Marty: Quit playing like an old fart.  Swallow those rebounds, grandpa. 

Hello - my name is Marty "Huge Ass Rebounds" Brodeur. 

Just say no to a shut out for Quick.  Seriously, say it.  Jinx that Effer. 

Rest or Rust?  Clearly the Kings are not rusty. 

Devils finally ruin the shutout.  Thanks to all the peeps out there who chanted SHUTOUT to jinx Quick. 

Deflected puck off of Kings...still counts as a goal for the Devils. 

Spectacular stand up save by Brodeur.  There's the goalie I know and love.

Sobbed so hard watching this.  Could have been the caffeine high wearing off:


Funniest tweet of the night: from Dirty Dangle Hockey: "I wonder how much maple syrup is in Dustin Penner's beard right now."

Five minutes remaining in third period and the Devils are doing everything they can to give the Kings the lead back. 

Arena crew taking a sledge hammer to the boards...WTF?

Brodeur with pad-stack save.  Kicking it old school!!


Second funniest tweet of the night: Bruce Ciskie - "No, Marek Zidlicky is not under the influence. This is normal, as any Wild fan can attest."

Because I Need To Watch Hockey As Long As Possible: OVERTIME!!

Best Goatee: Adam Henrique

Eddie: "Devils with a missed opportunity."  There's the understatement of the night.

Brodeur gets beat far side, under the leg.  Dammit, Stanley. 

Kopitar with the OT winning goal, hair and beard.  

Game 2: Saturday night, NBC, 8:00 p.m. eastern time.  That's 7:00 for you central zoners. 

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